For a read up of what this says if you can’t see it well, read under the cut:
Once upon a time, a prince asked a beautiful princess
Will you marry me?
The princess said no.
and the princess lived happily ever after
and traveled around the world and met interesting people and learned new stuff
and she hooked up with some cute guys and nobody thought she was a slut
and always put herself first
and went to rock concerts
and no one ever told her to
“Go make a sandwich”
and kept her apartment and all her shoes and never got cheated on, period.
and all her family and friends thought she was f*cking cool as hell
and made tons of money
and the toilet seat was always down
(likes its supposed to)